A lot of learning occurred last week while on vacation with some college friends and one of my sisters in the Florida Keys. There may or may not have been drinking involved. Oh, and John left the room when things got real. Discussion topics included:
Alcohol enemas: The new trend for high schoolers/college students wherein alcohol goes up the pooper because it gets you drunk faster. Really? Doesn't that take the social aspect out of drinking? My sister suggested gin because, "I would rather put gin in my ass hole than in my mouth
because it tastes like pine trees."
Anal bleaching: Because some people are self conscious that their anus looks like an anus, and heaven forbid it be the color nature intended.
Back, sack, and crack (BSC) wax: The male pain equivalent to the Brazilian.
Third eye: AKA your ass hole. As in "my third eye just closed when discussing alcohol enemas, anal bleaching, and the BSC."
Hipster: Oh, how to define hipster to someone who was not aware it was a thing? Basically anything with mainstream popularity should be shunned and anything disliked by the mainsteam is super-cool.
IMDB: really? How can you not know about this?
Manicure vs. pedicure: The token male in the group had not had either but was game to get a pedicure alongside his girlfriend. However he could not remember which term was for hands and which was for feet. It's all about etymology!
Cootchie or Hoo ha cover: As in for my Dominican Republic couples massage with my sister, I had one and she didn't.
Mustache ride: While discussing poor t-shirt choices for guys ("that's a great story, now go make me a sandwich"), Laura said, "it must be a joke--who would wear that?" I told her have seen guys legit wearing "free mustache rides" shirts.
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway: This phrase is actually about a loose woman, but we used it to describe very bad sex while responding to the anti-sext "I'm off the market."
I also shared some Bad Lip Reading videos: The Hunger Games, Twilight, and Russian Unicorn.
Looking back, I was the one dispensing the knowledge...hmmm...What does that say about me?
